Weinerman

A bitch that is a real estate agent that is Putin's wife and Hillary Clinton's ex lover buddy. People think he looks like Rebecca Black and has a pussy in a square shape that looks like a man's weiner, so they say, "Rebecca Weinerman is an AI-generated Male." This male's toenail is only cured by the #1 selling hairball remedy trusted by pet owners worldwide. If you trust in this man, you will realize that they may be the precursor to Ranidaphobia because they appear to resemble a female toad when you meet him.

Guy 1: I love to edit my photos on FaceApp using the beard filter to fill in my facial hair.
Guy 2: Bruhh, I learned that from watching the YouTube videos on how to avoid toads, I am so scared of them because they have a huge nose.
Girl 3: Was it the man who looks like Rebecca Black and a weiner put together, Weinerman?
Girl 2: Fuck yeah it is, I love the biggest meatball soup in the world.

by Ziuratcacfita February 10, 2024

Weinerdicking

The act of accomplishing little to no work while simultaneously appearing busy and generally overwhelmed.

The project was over budget because Dave spent the entire time weinerdicking around.

by Jerry Callo November 21, 2024

Weinernapper

Someone who takes their weiner away from someone who enjoys it and holds it hostage.

You took the weiner away from me. You're a weinernapper!

by Missmyweiner November 26, 2024

weinerdoodle

the outermost layer of the weiner, the doodle.

look at the weinerdoodle! its all shriveled ewww
why is your weinerdoodle so purple and broken?

by goodleboodle March 19, 2024

weinerpixels

An image of the male genitalia often sent via text message. See also "dick pic"

The supervisor was fired after sending unwelcome weinerpixels to employees.

by the_dad_abides April 28, 2024

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

Weiner Feel

1. The sensation you feel on your wiener when you are making love. Inherently unique to each partner.

Kid- Grandpa, how did you and grandma stay married for 50 years?
Grandpa- well sonny, she had a good weiner feel and I knew she would be the one from that moment on.

by anonymous July 23, 2024