Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.

Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

Inappropriate Weasel

An idiot or a super silly chicken nugget

You are ugly so you’re an Inappropriate Weasel

by ah1124 April 2, 2019

The Wetzel

Noun

To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.

Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019

Jack weasel

A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.

Def. You know im always giving it to you.

But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.

Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?

You know im always making you work.

by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019

Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.

Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.

by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019