UTTERFUCK

Usually used when someone is PISSED AS SHIT! Utterfuck is also a word describing when someone is titty-fucking a cow. This originated when Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was preforming an extremely bad ass concert which the queen of England was attending.
Mozart decided he wanted to make his performance the best he had for the queen.

In short he titty-fucked a cow.

Black Guy: "I have some bad news... Your son is dead..."
White Guy: "UTTERFUCK!!!"

by ac3092 September 9, 2009

Uterus Punch

When a male delivers an upper cut punch into a womans uterus that results in a miscarriage.

Girlfriend: "I am pregnant with your baby."

Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."

by Uterus Punch Man December 9, 2008

utica

a small city in central new york that despite what people think is not a hick town. there are no cows and no farms. we do speak with an accent but we PRONOUNCE "l"s but we flatten our "a"s. just because half the city is of italian heritage doesnt make it an italian city. the other half is Polish.

East Utica is Italian, West Utica is Polish

by utic87 November 15, 2005

man utd

Largely unliked Football (Soccer Team), Successfull for a forgettable period in the mid to late nineties. Now in steep decline, and managed by a whiskey nosed scotsman showing early signs of dementia. Notable for their low level of European cups and tend to handle themselves with little or no dignity. Most fans are glory hunting individuals who live nowhere near Manchester.

Liverpool have 5 European Cups, Man Utd only have 2. Bah!

by Conormurphy September 29, 2005

man utd

A truely magificient football club basking in great history and success achieved within the beautiful game. (Soccer) Simply the most talented bunch of individuals to step forth onto a football pitch anywhere in the world combined into one combined unit of 11 players. A bunch of men united by spirit, footballing ability and marketing.

He plays for man utd

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

Utkarsha

Simple

Utkarsha is so simple

by Madlikeyou January 9, 2018

Sandy Utah

A small town near Salt Lake City, with not a damn thing to do. Execpt snowboard.

dude, I was stuck in sandy utah all winter! I dont even snowboard.

Man, that must've sucked

by Bored127155 March 19, 2011