turd chopper 

A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.

Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.

turd chopper by manmarcoman May 17, 2016

Turd Note 

A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else

Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy

Turd Note by Boxed Clowns June 28, 2016

Turd heaven

sewers

Guess we got to go down and check turd heaven

Turd heaven by Ladyjanathon July 2, 2016

Turd Burglar

One who steals turds.

Hold it right there turd burglar your going to jail.

Turd Burglar by VerlinHays January 6, 2017

Turd-Head 

A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.

Shut the fuck up turd-head!

Turd-Head by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

Turd puff by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017

Turd Nerve 

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.

That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve

Turd Nerve by 3evo May 24, 2017