Street Troll

A dusty dirty tramp who rides the rails and the poles like a runaway and eats a bean-heavy diet; a hairy gutter dweller; a greasy possibly foreign tweaker who steals your gold in the night times; a fruck boy from the got damn skreetz.

Marcus: Are you smoking marijuana out here?

Brad: No Marcus, if you have to know we were thinking about what to get you for your birthday but now you've ruined that surprise you god damn street troll.

by Head Driver November 25, 2013

news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .

News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.

by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013

pump trolley

A sex act in which a man attaches a strap-on to his backside, facing rearward. Two women then situate themselves in front of and behind the man, one receiving his penis, the other being thrust into by the strap-on during his back stroke. This technique maximizes the man's time and energy while pleasing two ladies simultaneously.

Your mom and sister only had a few minutes while your dad was out, so a pump trolley was our only option.

by Seacow January 10, 2014

alpha troll

1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.

2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.

Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''

by elstud April 3, 2016

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

Bid Troll

Someone who Bids huge amounts for an item on eBay with no intention of paying either for a joke or to end your item as it is competing with their's.

John: Did you hear about those AK47 £5 notes going on eBay for £80,000.
Joe: No one actually paid 80 grand for a £5 note, it was just bid trolls racking up the price for a laugh.

by Crustyanius October 31, 2016