Sir Thomas

flushing lavatory, invented by Sir Thomas Crapper (although the term 'crapper' meaning 'somewhere to shit' was in use for hundreds of years previously)

i gotta go see sir thomas

by maggot February 24, 2005

Thomas Dale High School

A high school located in Chester, Virginia. Most commonly referred to as Dale or TD. Home of the Knights. Dale has many award winning sports teams including football, softball, soccer, wrestling, golf, baseball, basketball, and vollyball. The biggest sports rival is L.C. Bird High School, which is also located in Chester and home of the Skyhawks. They have been considered one of the biggest rivals in America as Dale and Bird are part of the American Rivalry Series. Thomas Dale is part of the Specialty Center program and is the proud Specialty Center of the Arts including music, dance, art, and computer art which are also all award winning. The population is above 2,000 students, and has recently added a new building in 2010 just for a Freshman Campus which took over the previously existing Chester Middle School. Although there are many good things about TD, Thomas Dale is also known as Thomas Jail because of the barracading gates in the commons area that keeps students from roaming the halls during lunch. Also, because of the lack of trust the staff have with teenagers.

-"Did you hear about Thomas Dale High School winning the State Championship in football for 2009?"

by C/O 2010 May 5, 2011

thomas the train

when you smoke a blunt and then blow the smoke into someone’s ass.

“yo dude I totally thomas the train on that bitch last night”

by trippyhoes May 31, 2019

Thomas Kerns

a complete and total bad ass nothing can stop him ever and all those who try end in death...

Rambo, chuck norris, hell boy
holy crap chuck norris is a total Thomas Kerns

by Gangstar December 14, 2008

Collin Thomas

A cinical Douche Bag

Collin Thomas your being a cinical douche bag

by Joe Winesett August 22, 2011

Thomas

A white teenager boy with green eyes who gets all the girls for some odd reason. Blonde, funny charming somethings aggressive. (In the shirts too lol). He would always be there for you. Quiet often. But is aggressive and fun to have sex with and always make sex fun and enjoyable. (occasionally has a big penis)

¨OMG Thomas and I had sex yesterday, you wouldn't believe it since he is so quiet. BUT DAMN. He knows how to finger a girl fam.

by Maddycash1234 February 15, 2017

Thomas

The most loyal and trustworthy man ever. He is literally made out of boyfriend material. Any problems you have, he will take care of it. He also keeps it real with you and will take great lengths to make someone happy.

Hey, that dude over there seems like such a Thomas. I wish i had someone like a Thomas.

by RealOne03 April 24, 2017