TikTok

A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.

1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…

by RedUnderscore October 4, 2023

TikTok

The website for cheap thots(TikThots), Terrible How-tos, bad conspiracies, dumb zoomers, terrible trends, bad lip syncs and unfunny "comedians". Also the website for Khaby Lame and Sea Shanties.

Those idiots on TikTok are at it again.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

TikTok

A gay platform that should not exist in the first place

I deleted TikTok because there was to much faggotism

by scheiß Schwuchtel August 12, 2022

TikTok

An app that eleven year olds who think they look hot use to show off their pancake asses to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet.

You use TikTok? Turns out, you don't look hot! You just look like an idiot!

by iTookAHarSHIT August 1, 2021

Tiktok

An app that has a dumb algorithm that makes the worst videos go viral and ban people. For posting a funny meme

Tiktok: oh girl dancing completely naked that’s fine but that guy kicking the can know we’re banning him

by I’m speaking fax November 24, 2020

Tiktok

toxic. Yep that right. It’s an addictive and fun app to use but it also has gross stuff on there which makes people go mad.

Computer 1: have you heard of tiktok?
Computer 2: that app is toxic, delete it

by Oliwia Babara February 26, 2021

TikTok

"If idiots can fly TikTok would be an airport"

At least the memes are good

"Today we will be talking about a 13 y/o girl. That broke into a house with a family of 4 for a "TikTok" trend"

by This Nema Isn't Spelled Wrogn September 3, 2022