Crosswind pee

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

by Itznoone June 6, 2023

Pee Fruit

Many people in the world call Lemons Pee Fruit. It is also used to bully poor lemons such as lemon't. It is called the pee fruit due to its Yellow shape and the lemon juice looks like pee

Is that a pee fruit? PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT

by Taffy Fps June 2, 2020

Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017

Pee Gravity

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012

sneak pee

When one two males are urinating in a bathroom, and one guy surreptitiously looks over at the other guy's junk to get a "sneak peek" at his jewels

"Bro, I was peeing, and Rodney took a sneak pee at me!"

"Dude Josh totally just sneak peed me in the bathroom. Wtf!?"

by NitchBigger August 4, 2016

pee walker

Someone who pees in odd places when half asleep.

My brother in law Bill pee walked in the linen closet after the bachelor party. Bill is a pee walker.

by Cully Mumbles September 29, 2017

Pee Stan

SneakyMilkCat/StellarKittens on ROBLOX

"Dude you are such a Pee Stan"
"what"

by IlyFiskur June 28, 2022