Teacher

Someone who also doesn’t want to go to school but is paid very little that they

barley make it through

“How bad is your job?”
“Terrible, I almost got a depromotion.”
“I’m a teacher. I make 2.50 a hour.

by The Unkown 101 January 6, 2023

freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.

I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.

by E.Korotki February 19, 2022

Teacher

A person that helps you solve work that you wouldn't have without them

Teachers are a perpetual motion machine.

by Night_lasher0617 November 13, 2022

Teacher Ng

a somewhat teacher who gives suicidal thoughts, anxiety, depression and ptsd to students

bro teacher ng was so scary

by unknown wok April 11, 2022

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

teacher tag

A high school game between a group of typically girls to see who can seduce a teacher first. Highly illegal and would not recommend.

girl a: lets play teacher tag!
girl b: im not so sure about that

by killerwatts January 19, 2020

Teacher

someone who teaches you stuff you wont even use when you going to be an adult

Oh teacher, what knowledge will you give (which we basically 76.9% not use in the future) today

by BlueSpaceSlime October 10, 2020