The act of dropping SPICY stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act). It's essentially a Cleveland steamer after eating spicy food (e.g., a habañero pepper).
We had intended to perform a Cleveland steamer as part of our nightly love ritual, but the extra-hot chimichangas I had for lunch resulted in a Spicy Texas and gave my lover a chemical burn on her chest, resulting in a nasty hospital visit and an embarrassing explanation to the nurses.
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I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.
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Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.
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Textass uses thumbs to text while driving a car. It's as criminal as SHAKING A BABY to death - YOU CAN DIE and SO CAN WE
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by Jim and Tony August 19, 2008
Get the textaneous mug.The term Texas Geordie originated in Fitzwilliam circa 2008. Derived from the bountiful oil harvesting in the American State of Texas and the fondness of natives of Newcastle for female's behinds, Texas Geordie refers to females who enjoy a good anal digging.
Wye aye man! Sue went crazy last night after she polished of those crates of cheap Becks. I never knew she was a Texas Geordie.
by willsyho January 20, 2009
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Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!
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Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?
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