swim>

getting through traffic, faster and safer than normal.

On the way to work I was going to swim to make it there 15 mins earlier. But there was a traffic stop. @wheres981 #swim>

by halls981 December 14, 2023

Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.

Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."

by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023

swimply

To rent a pool through a website/app called swimply

My friend wants to go swimming, but we have no pool, so we'll just swimply one.

by yalch January 9, 2024

swimming pool hotdog

when the buns are a little bit soggy

i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 3, 2023

swimp

swiftie + simp

Someone who is so obsessed with Taylor Swift that they simp over her constantly.

These people will often get angry at anyone who disses their TayTay while simultaneously shitting their diaper once they realize they’re invisible to the overrated celebrity they worship.

Normal Person: Taylor Swift could be performing in my bathroom and I still wouldn’t attend.

Swimp: Oh my God! For not liking her, you sure are wasting your time making fun of her. She’s a billionaire and doesn’t give a shit about you!

Normal Person: You’re sitting here DEFENDING a billionaire that doesn’t give a shit about you either. That’s worse.

Swimp: *cries and shits diaper*

by SimpsAreCancer February 15, 2024

swimpants

Annoying weird guy on Instagram who is disrespectful and has a reputation for having fake teeth. He loves GirlsGoGames. When I went to his house he just played makeover games/dress up games the entire time I was there.

“Hey, are you friends with Swimpants?”
“Yeah, he makes me so uncomfortable. “
“Me too. Are his teeth real?”
“No, he has fake teeth. What a freak.”

by carpeteater April 22, 2024

swimming kid

A kid or teen who gives off the mood that makes you think "he definitely has swimming lessons".

"Person 1: Hey, not to be mean, or doesn't that kid look like he does some type of sport?"

"Person 2: Oh, yeah, he does have some swim meets."
"Person 1: Thanks, I could tell that kid was a swimming kid or other kid who does a competitive sport."

by theswimkid2001 May 20, 2024