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Shore Girl

From Auckland's North Shore, in New Zealand, the shore girl is a very real phenomenon. Typically white, wealthy and arrogant, the best thing that can be said about them is Shore girl, sure thing. A typical day is spent eating, shopping, causing trouble, getting drunk and then fucking random strangers or relatives.

Their counterpart the shore boy necessarily adopts a tough posture to compensate for their Metrosexual garb. It is often said that the only way you can tell the difference between a Shore girl and a Shore buy is that the shore girl has a higher sperm count.
The Shore girl exclaimed loudly, "I've had all the cocks of Torbay in me, now onto Devonport."

The Shore girl's mum said, "Don't fuck that one, he's only got a Japanese car, you want European."
by endgamer March 26, 2023
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total score over average

When we typically judge members of the opposite sex, we say oh she's a "9" or a "7" or hopefully a "10." Well the concept of total score over average is simple. If you are with a "6" a "8" and a "10" your average score is "8" but if you are with a "5" a "6" a "9" and a "6" score average is "6.5." Though you are winning because your total score is "26" rather than "24."
Well ya know I have just been on a tear lately, my motto is total score over average every time!
by ArJizzld August 21, 2010
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Brunswick Shore

A new clique created by a bunch of jersey shore wannabees, who have arrived to the point that they have decided to dress, talk and live the Jersey Shore lifestyle;even arriving at the final stage of creating their own little group proclaiming themselves as 'The Brunswick Shore' in Ohio.
guy1: wow look at that douche
guy2: yeah unfortunately we have a Brunswick Shore now
by Coo-coo ka-choo October 20, 2011
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Jersey Shore Fucked

The feeling you get about a show when you are watching it for the pure fact that you are disgusted by the people on it.
Yeh that last episode of The Circle was jersey shore fucked.

I feel jersey shore fucked after that last installment of TMZ.
by Bendark July 31, 2012
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Puddle Score

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.
On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.
by R32 Jockey June 23, 2012
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Samuel Score

A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale
"Dude I just saw one hell of an ass"
"Oh yeah? What's the Samuel Score?"
"I would give it a 7"
by ThatOneRHSkid December 28, 2012
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eastern shore mullet

A hairstyle popularly fashioned by residents of the Eastern Shore of Hobart, Tasmania. Famous wearers include the Liberal Member for Pembroke.
"Why Vanessa, your Eastern Shore mullet looks particularly ravishing today"
"Thank you Tony, it look a lot of blow drying"
by georgehean September 24, 2013
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