Stalker

An overused word/name your ex-fiancé gives you when he bumped you cowardly by webcam, refused to meet you for a 20 minutes talk to close properly your past relationship and need a socially acceptable excuse when he is confronted in front of his friends in a public place and he wants to avoid looking like a bastard.

Mike bumped me and asked me not to contact him anymore. I called him once to have a proper talk : he called me a stalker.

by QueerActivist May 28, 2010

sookie stackhouse

There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired, big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with Edward (so cliche - on a beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the beast.

Twi-hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself!
True Blooder: She jumped off a cliff - um, hello, suicide attempt anyone? - then sat in a chair for three months staring out the window wearing the same outfit because her boyfriend wasn't around to act all emo and depressed. Plus, if she wasn't stuttering and falling around behind Edward, she was giving Jacob a hard time by crashing on a motorcycle and threatening her life. Yeah, she's self-assured. Sookie Stackhouse never thinks about killing herself or sitting in a chair stinking up the whole place or falling over microscopic rocks.
Twi-hard: But Edward is sooo hot!
True Blooder: His chest is pale and disgustingly hairy. Plus he acts like he cuts his wrists in his spare time. Bill is smexy and doesn't act all emo.
Random person to Twi-hard: IN YO FACE!

by vern the fern March 9, 2011

blow one's stack

explode with rage, have a fit

One of the few times the normally cool Rice blew her stack during the first term...

by The Finn March 28, 2005

stalker

On the Internet - the annoying menu that chases your progress down a Web page.

I went to Bob's new Web site - I love it except for the annoying stalker.

by Cobalt's Dad December 9, 2007

facebook stalker

You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!

Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"

Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"

Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."

Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"

Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"

by W.P.R. February 15, 2009

Stack That Cheese

Lupe Fiasco is making fun of other rappers in the world today, he is saying that all you need is a catchy line to become famous.

"sumthin sumthin sumthin STACK THAT CHEESE, mother sister cousin STACK THAT CHEESE

by Mike Blumberg June 23, 2008

stalker feed

An alternate name for mini feed on Facebook, emphasizing its stalkeresque nature. Especially the feed on the home page of Facebook.

No, I wasnt creeping on your profile, the stuff just comes up on stalker feed!

by Alphus February 12, 2008