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Spiderman

Having masterbated, and caught the majority of sperm in your hand, you then launch your sperm in the required direction....just like spiderman does with his web!
That kid was doing my nut in, so I'd thought I'd get him back whilst he was asleep with a spiderman!
by Sillvino August 24, 2010
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spider shits

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.
"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."
by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012
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Spider Monkey

Spider monkeys are New World monkeys belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil.

There's nothing sexual here, pervert.
I saw a Spider Monkey in Brazil.
by MixingEggs June 13, 2018
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web spider

Somebody that surfs the net looking for huge lists of emails to send to advertisers
This guy searched ' forum chat @hotmail.com' and got 50 email addresses, he made a bomb
by EthanJP July 1, 2005
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Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey
by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010
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pube spider

one bro does everything another bro does. Copy cat

One Male grabs onto another mans pubes and hangs on!
He is such a pube spider... Anthony bought a Corvette and now He is buying one.
by Jaeson - not my real name.... October 14, 2011
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spider-web sex

one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna
spider-web sex must have got caught up
by *militant*Kings Up January 2, 2009
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