rent'em spoon

An idea that is not logical, feasible or legal.

Your plan to fight Mike Tyson is a rent'em spoon idea

by theeultimateone November 6, 2020

Speaking spoon

speaking in a language that is very confusing to another person.

Girl 1: Yo, don't forget to trash the takeout.

Boy 1: What? speak english! cause you're speaking spoon!

by Vivien Huang February 16, 2010

sex spoon

1. a spoon inserted into the rectum for digging out shit from the anal cavity.
2. a spoon used for the pleasures of buttsecks.

1. dude, john fell asleep n we sex spoond hiz ass clean!
2. Yo dude, I got this one night stand, and I sex spooned her ALL NIGHT! booyaa.

by anzie & g0mz July 24, 2008

Cunt spoon

A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.

I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.

by Fetus Bomber November 3, 2004

greasy spoon

when u shove a wooden spoon up a girls ass when ur hittin it from the back and then u go and make brownies with it right after

tyler and zoe used the greasy spoon to make these brownies, and thats why everyone died

by turd burgeler April 7, 2008

silver spoon

tool for female self-stimulation

she drover herself to madness with a silver spoon

by dpurplennovy May 19, 2005

air spoon

An inverted form of spooning, in which one person lies on his or her back and the partner lies on top, with his or her back to the bottom partner's abdomen.

"Hey, wanna air spoon?"

"It became difficult to breathe while air spooning once my girlfriend gained the freshman fifteen."

by Floppy Olga April 22, 2005