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skemthing 

1. A typo my bird put in a message to me (she was supposed to put 'something') that describes a person that will do anything when asked if they've consumed enough alcohol and sniff.

2. Bum stuff in Burnley
I gave her a tenner to take her kecks off and sit on my face in the beer garden and she agreed because she's a right little skemthing.
skemthing by Sirius Canopus June 23, 2022

Sometiming Dick 

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.
He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick
Sometiming Dick by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022

Seething 

The act of black sludge omitting the body post-coitus; sexual intercourse. Usually from the nose, eye-sockets, rump, or other areas.
Patrick could not handle hearing the word 'seething', as it had such sexual connotations, and he considered it 'unfaithful'.

Patrick couldn't stop seething after a particularly long podcast session.

Seething 

The act of black sludge omitting the body post-coitus; sexual intercourse. Usually from the nose, eye-sockets, rump, or other areas.
Patrick could not handle hearing the word 'seething', as it had such sexual connotations, and he considered it 'unfaithful'.

Patrick couldn't stop seething after a particularly long podcast session.

smoothingly 

The audio rework is going smoothingly
smoothingly by SevenPayback May 5, 2023

Soothing voice 

Completely forced, Rough annoying, ear torturing,loud and unnecessary sound(s) from you know who