slappywock

a)one whom misuses an insult.

b) a noob

c) jon

d) your mom.

a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?

b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?

c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.

b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.

that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.

congratulations on being a slappywock.

by rain777 December 16, 2008

SlappyToes

An idiotic moron that nobody likes. SlappyToes is a legend bitch!

"Manning, I heard SlappyToes was a legend".

by DmCarter March 23, 2013

slappyjackle

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.

Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."

by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

snappy taste

one singular hit from a bong.

"That was a good snappy taste. May i have another?" -Pothead

by yonskii April 13, 2008

sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs

"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."

by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009

sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.

After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman

by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010

Slippy Pocket

Slippy pocket: Created when rumor of a man having sex with a hot pocket circulated the internet. Vagina = slippery (hot) pocket hence, "slippy pocket"

Lemme get some of that slippy pocket babe! I had some slippy pocket last night.

by bigdaddyrick November 23, 2011