Schleep

Same thing as saying "I'm dead"when someone says or does something funny but instead you say "I'm Schleep". You could also say it when someone does something insanely fucking stupid.

#1 *Faceplants*
#2 *Falls over laughing*😂 I'm Schleep

by Silkk31 August 11, 2017

Schleep

Being so fucking schlumped you can’t even say sleep correctly

Bro after that muffuckin stack of pancakes I’m schleep

by Schleep April 21, 2018

Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

by Heffnark October 11, 2009

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A Scale formulated by, largely, the male population designed to quantify the attractiveness of a female human being in intervals of 1 - 10. 1 being very unattractive, and 10 being on the level of goddess.

Billy: "Hey Bill, you see that woman over there?"
Bill: "Yeah Billy, I do. What about her?"
Billy: "Well Bill, I'd say she's a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine 10 on my '1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale'"
Bill: "WEEE dawgy, how's about that? I agree with ya, she's a 10 to me too!"
Billy: "AALLLLLLRIGHT ;) ma man"

by zorbrantheconqueror September 30, 2016

10 point relationship scale

1:holding hands
2:hugging
3:holding hands
4:kiss on cheek
5:kiss on lips
6:making out
7:touching eachothers body parts (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8:7 but with clothes off
9:oral sex
10:sexual intercourse

Guy 1: Hey how far did you and your girlfriend get in the 10 point relationship scale?

Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to 5! :D

by gratata69 February 20, 2017

Google scale

a scale were it measures ur penis

"oh no im only 2googles.. this google scale sux!"

by fuck me baby November 4, 2004

Schleb

Someone so undeniably awesome that even M.C. Hammer can't touch him.

Man, look at all those people talking to him. He must be a Schleb.

by Not Schleb February 7, 2009