tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 5, 2007

pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

scratchie

A scratch card.

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.

by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009

Canadian Duck Scratcher

a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places

Bob is such a Canadian Duck Scratcher!

by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009

sratchet

sratchet (adj) -1. a word used to describe a "ratchet" sorority girl; 2. acting in a manner involving both ratchet and stereotypical "srat girl" actions, including but not limited to: punch parties, having monogramed koozies, using instagram filters, taking selfies, and hanging out at only 1 fraternity on campus

Abby: "OMG I just totally went to that punch party at Sigma Nu last night and was so sloshed dancing on their pong table! I fell off and puked in their bathroom"
Madison: "Girl you're being so sratchet right now"

by Average Srat Girl September 22, 2013

Sclatch

To cum in a very hard, determined way.

The man bent over and had to sclatch on the carpet after engaging in fucking the Asian's tight big plump ass.

by Bigboycumsalot April 19, 2015