post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 28, 2021

We salt

A Jamaican term used when you end up in a bad situation/ when plans have been ruined.

Damn mayne we salt for Tuesday.

by cap77 August 14, 2021

asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts

" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

Band Salt

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.

Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH

by anonymoussssssssssssisisisisss November 2, 2021

Dabbin’ Salt

Girl (or small group of girls/women no more than 4) who have nothing better to do than to serially drop in at any time in the day (hookie hours) or late night (graveyard shift) and spew defamatory gossips about any and everyone creating punitive and compensatory damages keeping me with money in my pocket

I/got/sprinklers fuh’years/they be/dabbin’ salt

by iconoclast celebrity February 23, 2022

The salt bae

A new sex position where you do the salt bae to spinkle some salt into the wounds of your haters.

Yh Jerry we did the salt bae last night.

by KICIA 666 April 6, 2022

Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022