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Sweatback

A vehicle lacking proper air conditioner function. Typically, a jalopy, or otherwise embarrassingly mal-conditioned vehicle. The result of riding in said vehicle is the dreaded sweatback, or sweaty back syndrome.
Bill drinks a gallon of gatorade and takes off his shirt before driving home in his sweatback.
by Jraczkow December 24, 2008
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Sweating like a kilbz

If someone is trying really hard at something they are sweating like a kilbz.
Enzore is sweating like kilbz, Stop sweating like a kilbz!
by iFaNaTiK May 28, 2008
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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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sweaterdouche

A special kind of douche. When a person decides to wear a sweater LOOSELY around their neck, they are known as a sweaterdouche. To increase douchiness, one only has to pop a collared shirt whilst sweaterdouching to increase douche level.

For those who don't know, there are OTHER ways to wear a sweater.

1) Wear the sweater like a normal person. If you brought it, that means you should wear it.
2) Carry it. If it's too hot then just carry it. It's more manlier and makes you less of a douche.
3) Tie it around the waist. This is debatablely less douchey then a typical sweaterdouche, but the general consensus is that a sweater around your waist is LESS douchey than a sweater around your neck, but is STILL douchey. Be careful if you tie your sweater around your waist.
Steve was too hot, so he decided to be a sweaterdouche. He tied the sweater around his neck loosely, in order to show that he was fashionable, but still casual.

Eric felt like he could make his casual boaters getup more casual by sweaterdouching it up, adding a loosely tied sweater to his ensemble.
by sweaterdouche August 22, 2010
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sweaterfucker

1-n.Male or female person who is turned on by a well-filled cashmere or merino sweater, and uses his or her sweater during sex to arouse the sex organs and tease the other partner, and even may masturbate to climax on such sweater, if the person who owns it is or isn't present.

2. adj.A word to describe the fuckability of a person,
such as her figure indicates she would be a great sweaterfucker.
If I could get Don to buy it for you, Susan, that cashmere could help you become a horny sweaterfucker.
by Bill Black December 9, 2008
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sweat ball

A shady character or someone who has just comitted a stupid act or to have jesteror clown like behavior with no laughs. If person is overweight they are considered a sweat hog.
by Nitchoff what! November 18, 2007
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Booty Sweat Rash

Usually referred to by it's acronym B.S.R. A rash that develops, primarily in the South during the summer months, from an unfortunate combination of a poor or missed ass wipe and a prodigious ass sweat. Especially common among outdoor laborers and cyclists.
John never got a chance to do a proper clean-up after he sharted, so by the end of the ride his booty sweat rash was raging.
by Tom Barton February 24, 2008
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