2 Minute Swag

Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels

And can be used as a complement depending on the time

When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for

When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"

Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult

Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!

Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"

Pat: Word!? Vic

Vic:..... Word

Example B: Insult

Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)

Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"

Kim: Really!!!???

Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?

Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then

Example C: Complement

Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"

Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!

Example D: Complement

Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...

Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you

Pat:..... Yeah... your right

by Crimson2113 October 25, 2011

Swag

when one dresses with a pair of K Swiss, Cargo shorts, and a Element t-shirt in a failed attempt to be cool.

Yes when i wake every morning i do turn my swag on. Who Knew Swag was a pair of K Swiss, Cargo shorts, and a Element t-shirt?

by Weebs427 March 24, 2010

swag

Some freaking word created by who knows that everybody uses. This word is completely pointless and for some stupid reason every moron in this world uses it. You want to know what it really means? Well it means Secretly We Are Gay. It's so annoying when everybody in my class uses it. Like YOLO.

2: A word that will hopefully die a painful and horrible death. Like Falling in a pool of mutts.

Idiot boy: OMG! I GOT SO MUCH SWAG, THE GIRLS CAN'T EVEN KEEP AWAY FROM ME!
Girl: No. You have no swag. I hope you fall in a mf hole and die.

Idiot boy: ....
Girl: ....
Idiot boy: I STILL HAVE SWAG BITCH!

by Unipegasorus May 11, 2013

Cali Swag

Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.

Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.

Oh my god, he has Cali Swag! RUN AWAY!!!

by Jmonster67890 June 6, 2011

swag

Souveniers, Wearables and Gifts

The campaign was donating SWAG to give to potential voters.

by Bruce Dennison March 25, 2004

Swag

Sex

With
A

Ginger

Man 1:Dude, i have alot of swag
Man 2: You had sex with a ginger???

by bendover69 March 14, 2013

Swagalicious

Swag - which is an overly used word that would be cool if our generation didn't have to jump onto everything (example: YOLO) - mixed with 'alicious' to make the word Swagalicous. It's fun to say so shut the fuck up.

Person 1: Oh look at that guy over there
Person 2: Mmmm he's swagalicious.

by jalexnix February 5, 2012