soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.

I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.

by Hope money July 9, 2010

Sofa Sores

This is when you've been playing loads of games/watching loads of films/TV or looking online for an incredible amount of time and you get the symptoms of a numb butt, stiff achy muscles and pins & needles in various places, a bit like when you're bed ridden in hospital or something for too long.

Ty: Is Dave gonna come with us to see the movie tonight?
Chino: Nah dude, he's got that new game.. won't see him for months!
Ty: Oh man, he's gonna be covered in Sofa Sores!
Chino: Hahah ain't that the truth!
Ty: I'm over it. Let's go.

by Talonz April 16, 2010

SofaSure

A popular expression during the mid 1980's, still used today. Accredited to the "valley girls" of southern California who created their own unique dialect and vernacular. This became highly popular and trendy as it spread across the country and was used in every high school and College Campus in the USA.

Like, I'm sofasure.

by sofasure July 28, 2010

sofalizing

One who social networks while on his or her sofa.

Just sitting here sofalizing watching tv!

by t_rob9 December 24, 2010

Soft Made Baby

One that since birth has never been able to produce results or finish simple tasks or simply cries a lot. One that is made ever so softly. (SMB)

synonyms: meek, week, lame, also can substitute the word bitch.

boy: I love you, but you dont give me enough affection.
girl: you're such a soft made baby.

by thrillarod September 25, 2010

Soft-roader

A 4wd that is not intended to be taken off road, contrary to it's ride height and stated ability.

Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!

Guy 2: Total soft-roader.

Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.

by Archetypicalone April 13, 2011

Sofari

The act of watching wildlife programmes on TV from the comfort (and safety) of your sofa.

A cheap vacation alternative.
safari staycation

I'm not going to work, I'm on sofari

by doublebonobo May 15, 2011