treacle scone

A small and often strange creature, the treacle scone is found lurking mostly in the city of Glasgow. A strong part of a treacle scone's existence is smoking cannabis and chillaxin with the reefa man dem.

Treacle scone? More like laura fucking meiklejohn.

by Sir Sconesalot March 31, 2008

stonerangel

Verb - "To pull a stonerangel"
i. To leave 'friend' at airport and conveniently forget to collect said friend.
Use: "Did you pull a stonerangel on him?"

Adjective - "Lady of the night"
ii. slut
Use: "You fucking stonerangel!"

You pulled a dirty stonerangel? You dirty fucking stonerangel!

Heey you have negro areolas..

by Kickin' Wing November 4, 2004

Sconed

A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"

Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.

"I just sconed that noob!"

"You got SCONED!"

by Kiduke January 28, 2009

stoner

A stoner is a fucking idiot whose memory is no better than a goldfish. never trust or count on a stoner to do anything cause they sure as hell aint going to remember to do it. and dont even bother trying to help or teach them anything cause they dont have a learning curve. stoners are fucking losers who cant deal with lifes problems without being blazed out of there mind.

you'll have a conversation with the stoner at work and the next day theyll bring up the same dumb shit you had just talked about 12 hours earlier having tottally forgot they ever had the conversation in the first place.

by n.bishop November 16, 2006

stoner

Some of the most successful people who are looked down upon by idiotic alcoholics, coke heads, and/or those who are insecure about themselves. Ignorant people say that being smoking weed (everyday) is bad but the fact of the matter is, weed is the greatest and most harmless thing to put in your body.

Tommy Chong and Marc Emery are my heroes and they are both stoners.

by Danny Blaine September 13, 2011

stoner

A friendly, lazy type of people, usually wearing drug rugs and munching on burritos. Stoners are friendly, peaceful, and often humorous. You can find them in any low income area, and often wealthy people or celebrities are hidden stoners.

Normal person 'oh what a lovely day'

Stoner 'hahaha look at that fucking squirrel, bro'

by TheCrazyMaddie June 3, 2011

scones

A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone

Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.

"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"

by Dr A Bradshaw April 28, 2007