Robert Hayward

The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.

OMG, there's Robert Hayward, I just creamed

by Haywardlover101 August 22, 2023

Robert hayward (Bulgaria)

The 2nd best hayward to ever grace our world. Obviously no where near the real one but still a majestic manza.

Look theres robert hayward (bulgaria)

by Haywardlover101 August 23, 2023

penis robe

another name for a condom

I forgot my penis robe, 18 years ago, that's how you were made son.

by tdog8675309 September 14, 2013

edward robert

Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back

Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?

by Action woman May 14, 2015

todd roberts

a fat bald fag

hes such a todd roberts

by DKINGJ September 19, 2016

louis robert

A man who keeps asking questions even though he already knows the answer.

- Sir, should I backup my hard drive ?
- Oh... Come on, stop being such a Louis Robert !

by 21cdszcuEdouard November 9, 2017

Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.

God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!

by Wspycrs July 17, 2018