crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.

He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.

by N.Y. September 29, 2006

wet retard

A name for a seal. See dry seal

Im going to the zoo to see the wet retard show.

by Wingman September 27, 2004

retard

Donald Trump

Trump is a retard

by Aubreezle June 11, 2016

retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

Retard

Someone that either;

Doesn't understand an obvious(easy to get) joke.
Can't form a coherent sentence.
Doesn't know basic math to save their life.
Tumblr addict.

Chelsea Aitkens only sits on Tumblr all day going " I CAN'T EVEN ". What a retard.

by Muddy Waters Panda August 22, 2014

Retard Rage

1)When-In a football game, basketball game, or other sporting event-A player or referee uses bad judgement, causing people to yell or scream at a live event or at a television set.

2)When a shitty player starts to play well, because of extreme anger.

1) When the ref made a bogus call, most of the hard core fans started yelling in a fit of retard rage.

2) Ronald didn't hit the baseball until someone made fun of his mother, then his athletic accomplishment was just made out of retard rage.

by whiggitywhack. September 22, 2006

retard juice

When a retard dribbles it is called retard juice, sometimes tard juice.

hahaha look at those retards chelsea and martin from fairy croft, they are dribbling all over the place!

that retard juice dude, i wouldnt want that with my breakfast.

by chloerose444 February 18, 2009