fruit ride

it’s a way of life…

fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS

liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance

jenna: what’s a fruit ride??

liana: i said free ride….

jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023

scam a ride

The act of tricking someone into driving you somewhere that you don't want to drive to. e.g. a bar or a night club.

I told Scott to scam a ride with Dean so we could get hammered at the party last night.

by rhys3175 January 5, 2014

don't be ridiculous

It could mean anything :from are you kidding? To stop making a fool of yourself, and anything in between

He just dropped lebron in his fantasy team,don't be ridiculous!

by uncle ruckus November 11, 2015

san francisco trolley ride

To receive a hand job pushing the penis from belly button towards anus similar to moving the control arm of a San Francisco Trolley

Brad received an aggressive San Francisco Trolley Ride from Jen which left him wondering if he should go to the doctor for BPS (broken penis syndrome).San Francisco, Handy, Jerk-off, Broken Penis Syndrome, Hand Job

by Truck Nutz June 2, 2017

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017

catch a ride

American English spoken to go somewhere in someone else’s car

Hey, baby, wanna catch a ride ?

by Friendly_cat July 7, 2018

ooh ahh ridge

The rather sensitive ridge that runs from where your balls end to where your asshole starts. Highly pleasurable to have it stroked or licked. When done right it causes you to mutter, ooh, ash under your breath.

I love when Alice gently caresses my ooh ahh ridge.

by ooh ahh ridge June 2, 2020