Porch

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch”

by Nmac06 June 27, 2025

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Porch Beers

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

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Porch Lip

When someone's bottom lip sticks out really far so it looks like a porch

Damn, did you see that guy? He has a crazy case of Porch Lip

by Bluuu3 August 14, 2025

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Perchancably

Meaning you’re unsure of something or there’s a possibly.

You want to sound fancy so this word can be used

“would you perchancably want to go to the movies with me”
or “i perchancably will go skating later”

by kaitlin baker August 26, 2025

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PERCHIGGLE

Made by Kolton and it’s funny and now it’s a real word

Can I PERCHIGGLE borrow a fry

by Bernesto August 26, 2025

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Porch Monxican

The Mexican version of a porch monkey.

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.

by Kria1990 September 9, 2025

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