Protate

To rotate pros at tennis camp in a sexual way.

While Kathy was away at tennis camp she protated regularly between Ryan and Greg.

by Thad January 3, 2016

Protestception

The act of protesting a protest

Jan had entered the large protest to protest the protest, therefore starting a web of protestception .

by Lolanixole September 21, 2016

protagonist hair

Weird hair cut or color that sets apart the protagonist from the supporting character

Wow, Goku has a bad case of protagonist hair.

by Fluffy_Cerberus January 24, 2017

protoplasm pirate-phrases

"Treasure chest" and "booty", as in, the sumptuous T&A "riches" which any "curvaceously attractive" lady possesses, and which horny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer's ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. Plus a girl's "bodily valuables" can never be "spent 'n' squandered" the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie's delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are "savored and enjoyed". And of course, in the case of the ample "treasures" on a buxom gal's "treasure chest", the overall "volume" of her delightful "treasures" actually **increases** with "regular use", since a girl's boobs grow bigger and fuller the more they're played with, especially if said "recreation" occurs while the chick is still in her more "youthful years", such as between her late teens to early thirties.

Bored history-class student: I'm not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but I do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom I befriend --- they always have the biggest giggle-fits when I joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.

by QuacksO February 13, 2017

Protantagonist

When the protagonist of a movie instead of embracing the role of the heroic figure that struggles to defeat evil, turns to be the antagonist of the story as well.

Ray Kroc is a Protantagonist in Power Hungry.

by RoberFreeloader July 22, 2017

protestimate

When you intentionally provide an inflated estimate for a task because you really don't want to do it and you're hoping it will be a non-starter due to it's perceived size/cost/duration.

The software engineer provided an 18-month protestimate to product management for the new architecture that would've replaced much of his previous work.

by Spicy B November 6, 2017

protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018