protestimate

When you intentionally provide an inflated estimate for a task because you really don't want to do it and you're hoping it will be a non-starter due to it's perceived size/cost/duration.

The software engineer provided an 18-month protestimate to product management for the new architecture that would've replaced much of his previous work.

by Spicy B November 6, 2017

Protestitute

A person who earns money by selling their services as a protester, regardless of the cause which the purchasing party is fighting for.

He was little more than a voice for hire, a soulless protestitute with no ideals of his own.

by Steff W December 9, 2008

Protecticated

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated

Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"

by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009

Projestinate

To delay or avoid doing an act when requested until there is no longer a need for it to be done. To projestinate is to delay so badly that it is a jest.

“I am not going to do that, I am just going to projestinate”

by Doofus Rick June 22, 2018

Pentestimate

A penetration testing estimate provided by Secure Ideas, a boutique security firm specializing in excellence in the field of offensive security testing.

Did you get a pentestimate yet for that assessment we need by next month?

by infosecguy April 13, 2022

Procastimate

To be overlooked and not chosen

I felt so procastimated in the art competition

by Blessi wa pirara November 21, 2025