Potatocide

The killing of one's potato. Like matricide and patricide are the killing of one's parents, potatocide is the killing of one's potato.

"OMG he committed potatocide!"
"Gasp why?!? Potatoes are too beautiful to kill."

by theunicorn67 January 12, 2015

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Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

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Potato ribs

Ribs that stick out farther than usual and can look like an extra mini pair of boobs.

"What are those lumps below your chest?"

"Oh those are just my potato ribs"

by noodletown October 28, 2015

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Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 3, 2016

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Adj. Joking term to describe ones self or others as round, funny looking, or potato shaped. Can also be used as a flirtatious term for someone you like, usually when you are trapped in the friend zone.

Boy: What do you think of yourself? Beautiful, sexy, smart?
Girl: Potatoish
Boy: Potatoish? Thats okay, i like potatos.

by TWillits April 10, 2016

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