persnickity

Adj.
Pertaining to a person or persons that are very perticular.

Oh, my God, quit being so fucking persnickity

by The Fear June 9, 2005

persa

Term used by drug dealers for their own personal stash of drugs that they arent selling.

Mate ya cant have those that's my persa

by pingin January 16, 2005

Personal Finance

1. Most boring waste of time you will ever be forced to endure in high school.
2. Learning how to use your money wisely.

1. Man, I sure hate that Personal Finance class I have to take this trimester!

Yeah dude, I sure wish our school wasn't full of idiots who can't add!

2. This sucks, I've lost over two thousand dollars in the stock market this month!

Dude, you should have hired a jew accountant to handle your Personal Finances, bizznitch!

by Merchantofvenice April 15, 2009

Straight person -itis

To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay

U have Straight person -itis

by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017

Persian Missionary

Missionary position sex on the floor, normally a rug, where the partners migrate a great distance during copulation.

If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!

Petrovitch: Hey, have you heard anything about the date with Candy from our buddy, Assad?

Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!

Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!

Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!

Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!

by Sputnik.beep.beep May 10, 2011

Personality-Leech

Someone with absolutely no originality, who tries their hardest to mimic everything cool they see in you, seeking to be seen by others the way they see you.

Girl: "Who's that guy you brought to the party? He seems cool and interesting."

Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."

Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."

by coldgasmask408 October 11, 2012

Penis Person

A genderless use of the word penisman or peniswoman.

A person that you wish wasn't around you.

A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.

Plural: Penis People

Jesus man, look at that stupid fucking penis person.

Are you kidding me you penis person?

I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.

Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010