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Perfect Blunt

Achieved by rolling 2-4 grams of herb into a game cigar wrap which is then wrapped over with the leaf of a second game wrap. The product is an even, slow burning, yet smooth thc delivery system sure to please even the toughest blunt critics. It's legitimacy has only ever been debated by those who haven't tried it
Jon- Yo check out my grav bong its the perfect way to get stoned
Jordan- F**k that rookie tonight your smoking the "Perfect Blunt"
Tyler- Yeah son break down that 8th I'ma go grab a couple games

...45 minutes later
John-zzz
Jordan-Put that $hi* out broo I can't see
Tyler-Hell yeah i'll save it for the next generation "Perfect Blunt"
by JReckless420 December 3, 2010
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perfect

a girl who doesn't fart
Jessica is perfect because she never farts.
by beeeeeeeboy June 7, 2011
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Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.
If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.
by edd_bruh June 7, 2018
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the perfect storm

When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.
Shit man that was fast!!! Dude I had the perfect storm....yea I just dropped one...NO WAY
by Surf Taco January 18, 2010
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miss perfect patty

Someone who people try to pick on and bring them down because they "seem" perfect(good grades, boyfriend, gorgeous, great sense of style) but in reality the person goes through a lot of bullshit and people make it worse
Wow she's miss perfect patty
by miss perfect patty December 27, 2016
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Beyond perfect

Someone who is too damn perfect she's a goddess
Liyana is beyond perfect and she defines it.
by mwabws May 19, 2018
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Perfect Crime

Pooping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.
Someone came in to pee while I was pooping at work yesterday, so I stall stalled until he left. Perfect crime!
by awdammit May 30, 2012
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