Patches

Patches

Patches

by anonymous July 16, 2021

Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

pacheck

one who eats burittos much to much.

Skit Skit pacheck

by Anthony Pacheck October 27, 2008

pachella

Most beautiful , smart but play stupid , crazy , funny and special person On earth. She loyal . She play hard is soft . She a person how say i dont care but care.
Cares about people how she loves no matter what. She can be mean but also sweet.

(Pachella )is so sweet,crazy and loyal

by Feyenoorder010 February 25, 2017

Pachachi

Is a universal word in place of a noun

You stupid pachachi !

She was so fine I can't wait to get in her pachachi

Hey hand me that pachachi

by Djfarmasis June 3, 2017