Parker

Parker’s are usually very annoying they have extremely greasy blonde hair and upset very easily and they are extremely horrible at fortnite like the worst at it

Man Parker is so salty sometimes

by DankWizard January 15, 2019

Parker Matoon

gay little sharpie boy that no one likes.

wow Parker Matoon is such a disappointment.

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1iiiiiiiiii May 21, 2019

Parker

Parker is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has gorgeous eyes. He can give you the wrong idea sometimes and can be lowkey dumb sometimes. A ton of girls take him for granted though, and don’t realize what they had until they’ve lost him. Any girl would be lucky to call him theirs. Parker usually likes younger girls, it’s just his preference. He’ll treat you like a queen and is the sweetest soul, unless you’re joking around, then he’s an asshole. But you gotta love him!

Vanessa : “Omg guys, I think Parker just looked at me”
Madison : *makes eye contact w him* Oh yeah, totally!”
Emma : “He’s so cute, I wish he would give me a chance!”

Hailey : “Yeah, right”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

parker

the most amazing guy, he may seem intimidating at first but once you get to know him he's the most loyal friend you'll ever have. he thinks he's weird and not worthy of love, but he's so amazing and my favorite person in the world. If you happen to befriend him you should count yourself lucky.

"I'm legit the luckiest person on earth to be able to call parker my husbando and be his spousu"

by CoolGayBean August 17, 2020

Palmer Moment

When someone makes an attempt a joke and and no one laughs

Person 1: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *silence*
Person 2: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: hahahahhahah

by cmcgi21 March 18, 2021

Parker

Huge PENIS

Look at parker massive shlong

by MEGA HUGE SCHLONG March 24, 2021

David-Palmerized

To be assassinated like the character President David Palmer,
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."

The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.

by Nickel Man strikes again March 12, 2011