Fudge-packer

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Yes, his name is Mike and he loves himself.

by Hey Seuss! January 20, 2005

parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh

see peach see peach explode

by jesus February 8, 2005

Sam Parker

Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.

Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!

Dude, you went completely Sam Parker on me !

by 501 crew. 🤙 May 18, 2017

Parker

he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

by _bitchiknow October 11, 2015

penis packer

like fudge packer but more offensive

hey you penis packers get back to work

by MarMyd June 29, 2007

fudge packer

(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.

Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.

by cherylswrong February 25, 2011

back-packers

Airline passengers who, upon boarding, discover that there is no overhead storage available in close proximity to their assigned seat and who then place an item or items somewhere aft of their seat, necessitating a return against the boarding flow to regain their seats. After landing, they have to fight their way back during disembarkation to retrieve their belongings.

Despite repeated pleas to "Excuse me," furrowed brows and sighs of disgust met the back-packers as they made their way aft, displacing anxious passengers eager to deplane, to retrieve their luggage from the overhead compartments.

by Tad McDonald February 8, 2009