smokes pole

enjoys smoking pole or oral sex

if you here someones name yelled out quickly yell out smokes pole.or that girl i picked up last night she smokes pole

by actual chris February 26, 2008

scrotum pole

the pulsating erect state of a collasal penis

Wow! Look at that scrotum pole! As I always say," Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Guess Im havin me one tonight.

by Clare....eric too. May 12, 2004

with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006

Polegasm

The feeling one pole dance/fitness enthusiast gets when she/he sees the perfect opportunity to publicly pole (street sign, tree, scaffolding, etc.).

Oh my goodness! Do you see that street sign? I'm going to have to do a trick before I have a polegasm!

by MzChristalG September 22, 2011

work it like a stripper pole

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

Pole smoker

A person who prepares kielbasa. (Think about it...

Well, he was talking about some kind of sausage, and his last name is Pienkowski...

by Brian X July 5, 2003

Pole Raped

While riding the subway, the train starts suddenly and send you flying into one of those poles.

Usually happens when riding the train with friends or when there are no more seats and you are forced to stand up.

Vince - I don't need to hold on to a pole!
*subway starts*
*pole rape commences*
Josh - You just got pole raped, idiot

by enter_fancy_name_here January 27, 2009