pre-meal 

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

pre-meal by The Alkie March 13, 2010

pre-docking procedures 

Foreplay before fucking.

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!

pre-docking procedures by pentozali November 23, 2010

Pre-Lax 

Pre-lax::
the last relax before the real work begins.

("sex-lax" is a pre-lax session consisting in part, or in whole...of sex.)

"Bout ta get my "pre-lax" on, then I'ma move this furniture."

Rule #1) We shall not dicuss work in any form throughout the duration of my pre-lax.

Rule #2) We do not discuss the duration of my pre-lax.

Pre-Lax by Vijay Jay March 16, 2011

pre-dame 

to gather with friends and get "glammed up" prior to attending an event. this beautification process usually involves the ingestion of alcoholic beverages.

OMG my ex is gonna be at the party tonight, we have to pre-dame!

pre-dame by stefthes May 20, 2011

Pre`tends 

Stemming from the literature of Alcoholics anonymous. A Compensation given or gained for some perceived injury or insult.

" Hey bud did you bang out your ninth step yet?'

"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"

Pre`tends by Dana C aka the spiritual Giant December 21, 2011

pre-boned

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")

she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!

pre-boned by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

pre-run 

a derogatory term for marijuana it its natural plant phase before making extracts. pre-run is less desirable to some people because of the impurity of the product. the extracts made from it are stronger and contain zero plant material. term most commonly used by weed snobs.

billy- "got wax?"
carlito- "naw ... got some fire budz tho.. "
billy- "chill fam... you know i dont fuck with that pre-run.."

pre-run by dats4lyfe April 3, 2016