Superior to "FreakBobs" Freakpay and certainly far better than mousepay, only the most luxurious form of payment.
by dequaviousporkpay July 09, 2024
When a big girl takes off her clothes and it looks like she got no panties on, but then she straighten her torso and you see the thong appear through her love folds. That's pork floss baby
"oooh damn baby you came through with no panties on?"
"Nah I got a thong, *lifts belly* see?"
"Ooh pork floss I like it"
"Nah I got a thong, *lifts belly* see?"
"Ooh pork floss I like it"
by Capnfapjax19 October 15, 2023
A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.
by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021
by Tummy monkey Monday February 06, 2015
The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022
Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 03, 2023
by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013