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pocket noise

The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."
by AmyT June 28, 2007
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Pocket dance

1. n. The strange ritual in which a person will pat each and every pocket on their clothing, with a possible foray(s) into their bag. Conducted when an individual tries to find their phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc. in a moment of panic, as they realise that the item in question is not where they remember placing it.

2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.
1. Upon realising that his phone was not in his hip pocket, the man did a brief pocket dance, only to discover the offending gadget was in fact in his top jacket pocket.

2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"
by Shari Keogh March 10, 2008
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Rock Pocket

What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.
Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!

Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.
by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011
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plasterer's pocket

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.
"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"
by J Strummer September 6, 2006
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Nipple pocket

A pocket on a shirt directly on the nipple
This shirt has a nipple pocket
by Lasalle0412 May 17, 2016
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Pocket Goblin

A word to describe your small friends
(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"
by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021
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puffy pockets

To have stacks of money in your pockets
Gillie da King of Phillie has "Puffy Pockets"!
by m.a.a December 19, 2007
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