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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 29, 2024
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Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.
Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Poon Plantation

When a large number of black men run through a white female in an open field.
Dang, those guys are having a Poon Plantation!
by gfgrethbfcc June 6, 2024
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Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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ninja plant

In Counter-Strike, a ninja plant occurs when a player on the T side plants the bomb very early into the round, onto a defended bomb site, unopposed.

Ninja plants are commonly achieved using a sneaky smoke bomb, with a clever choice of movement, or simply by pure luck. Ninja plants are usually embarrassing for the CTs, as it shows their lack of attention and/or skill.
Seeing the poor positioning of opponents, the T player took a deep breath before sneaking onto bomb site A, managing to ninja plant the bomb before the CTs could get him on his crosshair. He then quickly hid behind a box, waiting for his teammates to arrive at the bomb site.
by unterwegs November 17, 2024
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Fetish Planting

The act of directing fetish porn at children in hopes of making them develop that fetish later into their adolescence.

Very frequently done by pedophiles and content farms. It is often done using franchises that are popular with kids. The majority use fetishes that aren't strictly sexual (feet, inflation, vore, scat, etc.) for just enough plausible deniability to technically not break the TOS.

Most frequently done on YouTube Kids but can occur on other sites and even in official children's shows.
Mom left YouTube Kids on autoplay, causing everyone at the Christmas family reunion to get an eyeful of Rambley Raccoon tied up and getting spitroasted by Herobrine and Waluigi. I reported the video but the moderators refused to do anything about the fetish planting.
by Nebulaud January 29, 2025
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Dirty Plantation

When a man gets cum all over his pubes and has his cum covered pubes picked by a black girl.
“I got a dirty plantation done by Tiffany last night
by Jorkin&porkin February 13, 2025
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