wisconsin hot pocket

When a woman gets down on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks apart, and her lover pours melted limburger cheese into her asshole, and then eats it out.

Betty loved when Tim pulled the old wisconsin hot pocket, but as chessy as it sounds, Tim preferred gorganzola.

by Lovemywords December 21, 2016

Kentucky Hot Pocket

The name given to the act of defecating into a vagina. (May be impossible.)

"Okay... a Kentucky Hot Pocket is like... when you take a poop in a girl's vagina."
"Why Kentucky? Why not call it like, a Mississippi Hot Pocket?"
"Well, there's a Tennessee Hot Pocket, but that's with corn in the poop."

by Tuna Pando October 17, 2006

pocket book

A vagina.

Commonly used by an older person when speaking to a younger person about their gentials. Reason being, you carry it everywhere you go, it opens and closes and it's made to put things in and out of.

Don't forget to wash your pocket book, ya nasty little thing!!

by theboithatcould January 25, 2006

Montreal Steam Pocket

Now, this sexual move is very hard to accomplish. Trust me, I've only gotten in correctly twice and I've had much practice...if you're sexually inexperienced you may as well stop reading now because this explicit information will not suit you in this lifetime...ok, the Montreal Steam Pocket must start when you've got a full load...meaning you have to shit, have to piss, and haven't made romance explosion in at least two weeks. Also you need a very willing female that loves cock and shit and piss and cum. Now, if you can get all that in one place pat yourself on the back, you're doing good so far...Step 1.(show her who's boss) the first step in this difficult process is to show that bitch who's boss...the very first thing you have to do is place your phallus into the female rear entry using margarine as lubricant, this will cause for a slightly diry, yet very scrumptious event. whilst inside, you must unload your bladder into her shit-sack. some will come pouring back, but before it does, you have to quickly assume the position under her squatting body as to collect the dripping urine back into your own mouth...then swallow. this won't be pleasant for the female, she'll know who's boss. step 2.(make love not war) contrary to popular thought, romance explosion doesn't always need to happen at the end of sexual endeavor. what you do in step two is to unleash contents of your teste-sack into a glass of milk 3/4 full. Don't let her see you doing this, she won't like it...then act as if your sexual sexy time is already done by offering the glass of warm milk. depending on the flavor of your semen, she might not even notice!!! try to get this step on tape... step 3. (takin the browns to the superbowl) well really its not the superbowl, but close enough. for step 3. see Alabama Hot Pocket. However, don't use all of your shit. you need some for step 4... step 4.(spread that doodoo butter) in step four, you spread that doodoo butter...take a nice girthy shit all over them tits and smear it all around! she may like this. try spreading some also in and around her armpits...step 5.(there's yeast in my potatoes!) make some mashed potatoes and insert it into thine vaginal crevice via wooden spoon (a ladle may be necessary). post-injection, you want to ram lots of cock up into that pussy making it extremely uncomfortable for the female...she really won't like trying to fish out all those potatoes and shit afterward. step 6. (land the aircraft) step six is quite nasty. you need to cover your junk in the shit you spread on her tits. get it on there thoroughly...then depending on the 'freakiness' of your gal-pal. you may want a blindfold so she's not expecting the first mouthful of shit-covered cock...its a sick job but it needs to be done...spoon feed her the shit with your cock until its alllll gone. Have fun attempting the Montreal Steam Pocket...by the way, it got its name when Bill Murray, during a Montreal Expos game, met up with some chick in the Canadian bathroom and created this (1988).

"Dude, I gave Gertrude a mean Montreal Steam Pocket last night!"

"Oh yeah? she like it?"

"No...She died from it"

:(

by ready or not here i cum July 20, 2009

Pocket Tubmans

In Texas Hold'Em Poker, being dealt pair of Queens, suited black.

George went all-in with Pocket Tubmans.

by Ivan Drago July 10, 2005

Pockmark

1. The remnants of any type of skin ailment which causes a small pit in the skin.

2. When an object strikes a vehicle and creates a small crater in it.

That fucking rock just gave my windshield a pockmark!

by bigmac375 October 22, 2008

pocket venus

extremely petite hot female.....

kristin chenoweth is a pocket venus

by Network Technician February 19, 2015