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Brown Paper

When you have no clue what your writing about so you pull shit out of your ass and throw it on paper to make an essay
The teacher told me to write an essay about what we learned the whole year and i said fuck that and gave her a brown paper
by fin germatwat October 31, 2010
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clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.
Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
by KomputerKid January 28, 2014
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papered

When someone gets many objects thrown at them, perhaps some sticking and causing a mess, like so many pieces of paper.
Dude that mob of angry cafeteria workers just papered you with moldy lunch meat.
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paper bag princess

Girl with a hot body but minging face
Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.
by Ruthxxxxxx April 14, 2006
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papers

A term for money or cash.
My new rims cost some serious papers.
by ltspeedy August 28, 2005
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paperbag princess

Much like a butterface. A girl who has a great body, but a rather unattractive face. She'd be great in bed, but you just have to cut holes out of a paperbag and pop it right over her head.
GUY 1: "Hey look at that Nancy girl. Nice ass"
GUY 2: "Yeah, but look at her face."
GUY 1: "She's a real paperbag princess alright."
GUY 2: "Nice one."
by scottybouch January 27, 2008
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papertiger

outwardly strong but inwardly weak politicians
He is just a papertiger in the government.
by pegglly May 13, 2008
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