Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.

Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.

by wpcustoms July 08, 2020

Busby's (Stoop) Chair

A haunted oak chair, known to be cursed by Thomas Busby. So many deaths were attributed to people who sat on it.

Don't sit on the Busby's (stoop) chair, or you'll get cursed.

by SilvaJulie September 11, 2018

time in chair

"Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.

Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.

by alkdjnne January 20, 2016

Nobodyisimportantsis/ Bird/chair

Is a wonderful comforting person, They are beautiful in every way. Personality being something that stands out <3 Best person u could ever meet

Have you heard about nobodyisimportantsis/ bird/chair?
Person 1:yea they are great

by Yamslver June 10, 2021

Chill in this cool chair in Jamaica

Sexual intercourse.

Jim: Hey brianna, want to come chill in this cool chair in Jamaica with me?
Brianna: I don’t like you like that.

by The actual legitimate truth July 16, 2020

Red chair

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Laundry chair

When you take your clean laundry and put it in a chair because you don’t wanna put it up.

I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.

by Yeet!!@ April 18, 2021