Chain Of Command

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?

Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.

LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023
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daisy chain

A daisy chain is a group of gay men walking single file holding the erect penis of the man behind them, whilst the leader feverishly masturbates, when he finishes he returns to the end of the line and the next guy up does the same until the all get off, it is a chain because it never ends. Also known as the elephant walk.
Hey look at all those homos doing a daisy chain....
by Jhooter January 23, 2017
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chain male

A chain of males linked together by connecting dicks to asses.
Let's get together and make some chain male tonight fellas!
by FlyeorDie June 22, 2022
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fuck on the chain piece

“Hey tom go jump into that lake fully clothed

“bet fuck on the chain piece
by Finch is cool 69 May 7, 2024
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Chain chomp

ME: remember chain chomp? THE OTHRER GUY IN THE ROOM: oh yeah I remember him he is the coolest guy ever, on discord, how about you ? CHAD: oh that's cool... (while slowly slides away)
by marygold skin from fortnite April 14, 2021
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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015
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8,000 chains

A fancy way to say 100 miles for those who love numbers, especially big numbers.
Where can we go within 100 miles of home?

8,000 chains? How about New York City!
by Ohio River East October 30, 2021
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