A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023

A daisy chain is a group of gay men walking single file holding the erect penis of the man behind them, whilst the leader feverishly masturbates, when he finishes he returns to the end of the line and the next guy up does the same until the all get off, it is a chain because it never ends. Also known as the elephant walk.
by Jhooter January 23, 2017

by FlyeorDie June 22, 2022

by Finch is cool 69 May 7, 2024

ME: remember chain chomp? THE OTHRER GUY IN THE ROOM: oh yeah I remember him he is the coolest guy ever, on discord, how about you ? CHAD: oh that's cool... (while slowly slides away)
by marygold skin from fortnite April 14, 2021

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

by Ohio River East October 30, 2021
