Cunt Butter

1) The semi-hardened combination of female ejaculate, semen, and lubricant

2) An expletive for a frustrating situation or person

3) A heightened and/or more colorful phrase for "cunt"

Guy - "Good morning hun, want to have some nice morning sex?" Girl - "Sure babe! Oh, but first, I need to wash all the cunt butter off my snatch from that awesome threesome we had last night"

Guy - "Baby I want you to spread that cunt butter all over my naked chest like I'm a piece of marble rye"

"Remember that time Shawn took that hot girl at bar home that I was into, God he was such a cunt butter"

by JimmyJoe878 April 18, 2012

Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

Pierogi Butter

A man's ejaculate.

Susie swallowed a pint of my pierogi butter.

by Step-Sister fister November 5, 2010

Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"

I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables

by Vegetable Butter-er January 12, 2009

man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.

Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011

Neck Butter

The foamy build up beneath the foreskin of a nasty penis, usually during intercourse or masturbation. Really gross if left to ferment too long.

She thought twice about giving him head when she saw and caught a whiff of his neck butter.

by Davefpsycho January 5, 2011

Slice The Butter

Causing trouble in a smooth manner so that no one notices, as in slicing a butter with a warm knife.

Mary stole all of our bananas! Why did she slice the butter so bad?

by Michael Colsterky November 26, 2009