He's happy enough sitting behind a desk, but mention a job involving britches arse steam and he'll be off like a shot.
by Finbarthebad June 22, 2007
A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.
by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020
by jenm December 04, 2004
Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.
by Joshua James October 11, 2006
"How are you feeling this morning? Was a heavy night last night wasn't it?!", "You're telling me mate, I'm hanging out of my arse!".
by Jo 4 Nikki January 16, 2006
That bird definitely looks like an OAP
She’s Rough i bet she’s an OAP
My Girl got freaky last night and turnt into an OAP
That girl is an OAP she grabbed my cock and put it in her own ass
OAP- Own Arse Plugger
She’s Rough i bet she’s an OAP
My Girl got freaky last night and turnt into an OAP
That girl is an OAP she grabbed my cock and put it in her own ass
OAP- Own Arse Plugger
by StepAndSon July 11, 2019
a burning and / or stinging sensation in the anus, cause by irritable bowel syndrome, oft the result of eating very spicy food. Also refered to as ringsting, ring of fire, fire-ring.
by red wine bitch January 04, 2003