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New York Slice & Dice

The process in which a person murders a rival by slicing his or her (or their, lets be politically correct, here) throat with an incredibly stale and sharpened slice of New York pizza.
"Holy cow man! What happened to Tony?" "It looks like the old New York Slice & Dice..."
by The Real Fart Monger April 6, 2022
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New York State's Age Of Consent Is Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak
New York State's Age Of Consent Is Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak
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New York Goodmorning

A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!

If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.

(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)

-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum

Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
Gee being here makes me want a new york goodmorning from you right on the balcony.
by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025
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New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.
Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected
by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021
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New York yankee

When two guys, one named Vinny and the other Sal, jerk each other off while chanting “Jeter...Jeter...Jeter”
Some baseball fans like to do the New York yankee
by Buffy Boston October 23, 2018
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New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.
Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"
by veasman November 12, 2022
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