Muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack

Person 1: How did you deal with that bully?
Person 2: Had to give him a Muddy Mussolini.

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.

Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"

by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025

Muddy Logjob

When doing anal with someone and they poop on your penis and they give you a foot job with the feces on your penis.

“bro his girlfriend just gave me the nastiest muddy logjob last night and there was shit all over her feet”

by lil jack bearera February 20, 2026

Muay Thai

A kickboxing type of fighting that a lot of people named Kevin like doing.

My friend Kevin loves Muay Thai

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

muddy avalanche

The process of jerking off (masturbating) yourself (or somebody else) to the point of climax, and the receiver orgasms while simultaneously farting and defecating themselves.

“Hey is Jake ok?
“He’s gonna be out a while. Hunter gave him a muddy avalanche and he’s out stone cold.”

by Theloonfromfamilyguy March 8, 2025

muadib

Referencing Paul Atreides/Usul/Muad'ib/Lisan al Gaib/Duke of Arrakis and his abilities to outmaneuver his opponents, the Sardaukar and the Harkonnens, using resourcefulness, tapping into deset power via fremen teachings, and of course; the spice. Also worm piss.

We could all use a little more muadib in our lives to navigate the powers that be on the internet, in our jobs, in our families, and out on the street. Certain foods and liquids tend to help stimulate more muadib, depends on the person but if you know, you know.

'yo i muadibbed my future financial prospects so hard yesterday bro'

Paul: 'man im so tired and not feeling ready for this family dinner'

Stillgar: 'dude just muadib it up'

by Floating Window April 29, 2025