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The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.
Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".
by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020
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Evan Montague

by dick qwide April 17, 2020
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dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021
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shaniah.montalvo

Shaniah.montalvo is a very inspiring person. She knows what’s right and always is! No one can tell her otherwise because she is never wrong! She’s the most intelligent+ beautiful person in the world!!
shaniah.montalvo is the most gorgeous person I’ve seen!

shaniah.montalvo ie never wrong!
by Neverwrong2.1 July 11, 2021
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shaniah.montalvo

shaniah.montalvo is the most intelligent person in the world. You will never prove her wrong because she is ALWAYS right! She’s the most beautiful+gorgeous person in the world! You’re eyes will glimmer with hope of true love when you see her! Make sure you look out for shaniah.montalvo!
shaniah.montalvo is never wrong!

shaniah.montalvo is the prettiest person I’ve ever seen!
by Neverwrong2.1 July 11, 2021
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FIERCE MONETARY DISPUTE

The only way you can get your money back if your lucky as take the fifth degree and throw in the kitchen sink.
I am involved right now in a FIERCE MONETARY DISPUTE and it has got so heated I had to drink piss on camera naked and sustain a long hospital visit writing everything about myself including I am a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and subjected to ARYAN NATION TACTICS and ELDER ABUSE as well as dealing with process of elimination TRESPASS ISSUES along with long EXPOSES ON FACEBOOK.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 23, 2021
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